Hey! I'm Phoenix, a 18 year old guy from the UK. I go outside pretty much annually.
I make Semi-Entertaining video's on YouTube.
I don't really have a 'blog type' I mostly just reblog various things. Mostly comedic stuff.

Though I guess I'm part of the Dreamworks/HTTYD/ROTG/Hijack fandom. Since I do write various fanfiction of them.
I like to talk, so Y'know feel free.

~Amadeus is a masked asshole~

May the force be ever in your favor, Harry.

—Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)

(Source: elderwand)

notcallum:

the facts

notcallum:

the facts

  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
spoken-not-written:

for fucks sake

spoken-not-written:

for fucks sake

(Source: humorstop)

barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

seleylone:


Jack Daniels.

Another silly “speedpainting” found in the darkest parts of my hard drive…

eyjoey:

Eyeshadow

eyjoey:

Eyeshadow

(Source: photosbyjaye)

eremine:

imquiteusedtobeingalone:

For all the dorks like me who had no idea what was going on in the Tumblr Shutdown of July 2k14 — - I got your back.

Here are some badges, friends.

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(Source: futuregadgetkal)

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: themadthadder)

vanjalen:

CRYING

vanjalen:

CRYING

(Source: yeezius)

(Source: skypestripper)