Hey! I'm Phoenix, a 18 year old guy from the UK. I go outside pretty much annually.
I make Semi-Entertaining video's on YouTube.
I don't really have a 'blog type' I mostly just reblog various things. Mostly comedic stuff.

Though I guess I'm part of the Dreamworks/HTTYD/ROTG/Hijack fandom. Since I do write various fanfiction of them.
I like to talk, so Y'know feel free.

~Amadeus is a masked asshole~

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

(Source: lolgifs.net)

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

(Source: niniboo)

(Source: memewhore)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap)

tastefullyoffensive:

They’re more like guidelines anyway. [x]

tzikeh:

p1013:

sauntering-down:

apollosflamingchariot:

luciferspersephone:

This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.

also this:

facts.

I’m like this with my original fiction, too.

You guys forgot this one:

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(Source: talkmagically)

mrsper-fect:

kolaicenvampire:

yamukfonluu:

Dehşet içerisindeyim

Bokumu yiyin -Kardan adam

Ya amk :ASDADS

mrsper-fect:

kolaicenvampire:

yamukfonluu:

Dehşet içerisindeyim

Bokumu yiyin -Kardan adam

Ya amk :ASDADS