Hey! I'm Phoenix, a 18 year old guy from the UK. I go outside pretty much annually.
I make Semi-Entertaining video's on YouTube.
I don't really have a 'blog type' I mostly just reblog various things. Mostly comedic stuff.
~Amadeus is a masked asshole~

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

(Source: hirohamahda)

hauntrickstump:

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

shrimpssss:

the-chubby-nerd:

I connect with this comic on a spiritual level.

story of my life

shrimpssss:

the-chubby-nerd:

I connect with this comic on a spiritual level.

story of my life

(Source: ftnart)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

browningtons:

When you see a nerd playing LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

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dondogoier:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

*takes creative writing class*
*writes fanfiction*

*takes art class*
*draws otp*

*takes media art class*
*makes anime gifs*

*takes music class*
*makes cover of anime opening*

*joins speech and debate*
*preaches anime*

*takes boxing class* *busts up these nerds*

unceremoniouslykarly:

insidesanity:

FUCKING FINALLY

knowledge is knowing frankenstein isn’t the monster. wisdom is knowing frankenstein is the monster.

unceremoniouslykarly:

insidesanity:

FUCKING FINALLY

knowledge is knowing frankenstein isn’t the monster. wisdom is knowing frankenstein is the monster.

espeonofficial:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"roger that"


This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

(Source: ijessicalanglois)

cinemove:

The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.

ruinedchildhood:

BLOSSUM GOT NO CHILL

the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

cor-arcanus:

kcesliv-irot:

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OMG THIS IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

vaginawoolf:

steal her look: spooky pumpkin:

  • gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
  • saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
  • pumpkin $3